Andréa Lloyd Webber (no relation) is a chanteuse, actreuse, innovateuse, and world-semi-celebrated mezzo soprano. Classically trained as a tenor in Rio and an international clogging champion, Andréa has studied under the tutelage of masters across the globe before taking up her post with collaborateur Yon Yonson as resident artístes of the bastion of creativity, romance, and bingo that is Paradise Dream Couples Resort. For booking, private engagements, or access to Andréa’s full extended resumé, please inquire with her personal assistant Jenna Philips.

Yon Yonson (phD, unaccredited) exists in a wide straddle betwixt the academic and the artistic on this, his earth journey. He is honored to be píaníst in residénce and open swinger at Paradise Dream. The founder/dean/president/current professor emeritus of the Yonsonian Private Institute of Musical Portmantology, Yon also holds his approximately annual equinoctal ululation and crystal ceremony in Palmdale California every twelfth new moon. For information on registration and pricing please contact his apprentice and representative Ian Axness.

Ian Axness is a collaborative pianist and music director, working between forms of concert music, contemporary theater, and improvisation. He has accompanied cabaret artists Erin Markey, John Early, and Salty Brine; collaborated with writers and directors at New Dramatists and Yale Rep; and performed in Showgasm at Ars Nova and Lyrics & Lyricists at the 92nd Street Y.  Ian teaches at Playwrights Horizons Theater School and occasionally writes music for Spring Street Social Society. Upcoming: BEARDO at Pipeline Theatre, and Erin Markey’sA Ride on the Irish Cream @ A.R.T.

Jeanna Phillips is an actor, composer, theater maker, and educator based in Brooklyn. She recently wrote and performed in what’s this called, this spirit? at Dixon Place and Ars Nova’s ANTfest, and she croons occasionally at the McKittrick Follies.  With her band, SCOUTS, Jeanna creates harmony-driven art rock that pairs dynamically with poetry, narrative, and live performance.  She has performed in New York City at Madison Square Garden, Joe’s Pub, La MaMa ETC, St. Ann’s Warehouse, and the Lucille Lortel; internationally at the Sydney Opera House; and regionally at Williamstown Theatre Festival, Theatre Aspen, and Berkeley Rep.  She has been Andréa Lloyd Webber’s Personal Assistant for almost nine months now and is exhausted. Jeanna holds a BFA from NYU.